LEGALIZING PROSTITUTION IN ALL 50 STATES:
After being the living definition of how far prostitution can bring a person forward into success, (I mean, I'm in the freaking White House, people!) I will legalize prostitution and teach such in school which not only falls in line with current Democratic Party standards, but gives every single little girl a chance to be me.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION:
I believe illegals come first over American citizens and naturalized citizens that completed the immigration process, legally. I believe that Americans and naturalized citizens should pay to feed, house, and clothe illegals, as well as for their healthcare. I believe that all illegals should have the right to vote.
TRUMP IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY:
Democrats everywhere are saying Trump is a threat to democracy. This is another big piece of my platform. We preach this, while top ranking Democrats push the man out that EARNED 97% of delegates and over 14,000,000 votes in the primary, knowing he can't win. To hell with the voters, and to hell with democracy. I am now installed as the presumptive Democratic nominee, and there's nothing you, or anyone can do about it.
I WILL RUN ON TRUMP'S "RECORD":
Donald Trump is a "convicted felon" in the most bogus and legally flawed case ever prosecuted. At best, he is an Alpha Male which we twist into at best, a womanizer, and at worst, a rapist of a woman some 40 years ago that looks much like Judge Arthur Engoron while he was married to one of the world's most beautiful women.
I pledge to label Trump every chance I can get while being a former prosecutor that subverted my own law enforcement in California making it nearly impossible to prosecute crime, and while pledging no bail for George Floyd rioters, arsonists and attempted murderers, even creating fundraising campaigns for these criminals. I am also Willie Brown's publicly known, former mistress. I was 30 and he was a married man of 60. I used Mayor Willie to gain my position in California.
I plan to get the American women to see Trump as a serial philanderer while I am the ultimate, husband stealing side chick with no morals. Can I fool you women into voting for me?
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